What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:34

Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Dr No